Health Advice from Junior High School Boys

Boys: Is this all there is for dinner? No rice?
Me: Yes, there's rice. You need to get your own.
Boys: Where's your rice? You need to eat rice, too.
Me: I ate three rolls today, I don't need rice. You should eat rice, you skinny boys.
Boys: You need to eat rice, too. You're not eating enough. You must have that sickness where you don't want to eat. 

Youngest boy's novel solution: I'm going to have to inject lard into your vegetables.